Wedding Crashers Exposed: Foiling Uninvited Guests with DJ ESG AKA Eric Scott Gold

What's up, guys? Djesg on its wedding device, season number six. And today I'm talking about junk idiots that you had to invite to your event cause you had no other choice, cause they invited you to theirs, their relatives, their family, their friends, or there's somebody's plus one who you love dearly, but the person that they're bringing with them is a fucking tool. That's what I'm talking about today. So a lot of times I'll go to events and there'll be people there that you're just like what the fuck? Why? Like who the hell brought this person? And it's never somebody that's close to the bride in the groom. There's always somebody that had to get on that list for some reason and as a DJ, you don't understand, cause there's no background, and you're just looking and you're just like why? Like who brought this idiot? Like this guy's a tool or this girl's a junk disaster. They're never wearing something that the bride in the groom would wear. They're never wearing something that the bridal party or their parents would wear. So you know they're not part of the important circle. You know what I mean. They're not part of that intertwined important circle of people that are coming.

Usually it's somebody's plus one. A lot of times it's a college friend that you're just like Jesus Christ or a family member, and then they get fucking batshit wasted and you're just like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, get away from me, get away from my speakers. I've seen people pass out on the floor, throw up on themselves in a bathroom, pass out in a chair and get Sharpie Marked all over their head and it's just embarrassing. Like you know that sometimes a person or two it's usually one Like I'm not trying to scare the shit out of you, it's usually just one person shows up and you're just like does that person get drunk at every event? Is that person always like this? I mean you sort of know coming into it, but I mean you got the bartenders watching. You got adults looking like who's this idiot? I mean, a lot of times people don't care because they're having such a good time. One person acting a fool is just like whatever, but there's always that one and you know there's going to be that one and you pray and you hope that that day that one person doesn't do anything stupid or doesn't act a fool, but you know that person's going to. You got free liquor. I mean, come on, you got liquor. Marijuana is legal nowadays there's hemp gummies everywhere. That person's going to be a fucking idiot. They're going to be an idiot the entire time. So what do you do? Well, the only thing that I've realized over the years that works is that you basically tell the person that they're with listen, he or she can't get out of control Like they have to be, you know, normal or cordial. Or you just tip somebody off like listen that person over there like a little bit shit-faced and all over the place, but we usually, as vendors, figure that out really quick. It's just a matter of what to do with them. Once it happens, so that it doesn't bother you. I fell over my front board one time and he just fell right over and broke it in half. One of my other buddies was playing on you know turntables and the guy fell into his laptop and knocked it off the table and it was.

This is the people that we're talking about, the people that are just stupid, like they don't understand what's going on. It's a wedding. I had a guy show up there a day in a hoodie. It said Fubu on it. I mean, come on, who the hell shows up in a Fubu hoodie to a wedding? And a pair of shorts and high socks. So wedding it's not basketball game.

If you have somebody coming that you know is somewhat like that and could be a problem, pick somebody on them, meaning let the venue know somebody will watch out. It's not going to be like Hawkeye, but they'll keep an eye out and they'll make sure that this person is taken care of. So you don't have to worry about the nonsense later. While it might not sound like a whole lot, trust me when I say this from somebody that sits back there and observes people 24 seven during a party it is more than you think it could be a massive issue, and I've seen it become a massive issue. Think about it, marinate on it. It's great advice. I'm DJ ES Jaby back. Peace, love and God above.