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Hype Up Your Nuptials: Mastering the Wedding Vibe from Vows to Last Beat w/ DJ ESG

February 26, 2024 DJ ESG Season 6 Episode 17
Hype Up Your Nuptials: Mastering the Wedding Vibe from Vows to Last Beat w/ DJ ESG
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Honest Wedding Advice
Hype Up Your Nuptials: Mastering the Wedding Vibe from Vows to Last Beat w/ DJ ESG
Feb 26, 2024 Season 6 Episode 17
DJ ESG

Hey party people, DJ ESG here, and if you're tying the knot soon, you're in luck! I'm dropping three hot tips on how to keep your wedding pulsing with excitement from 'I do' to the last dance. Wave goodbye to party lulls and hello to a celebration that's talked about long after the last slice of cake is gone. This episode is your golden ticket to a flawless wedding bash, ensuring not a single beat is missed, and trust me, your guests will thank you for it.

We're starting off with a game-changer for the smokers—swap those cigs for a vape and stay in the heart of the party, not out in the cold. Next, I share the ultimate strategy to mingle without missing out: front-load those well wishes and thank-yous to soak up every moment on the dance floor later. And for the grand finale, I reveal why keeping every attraction from photo booths to cigar rollers in the main room isn't just smart—it's essential. Strap in for an episode that's all about maximizing the fun and creating epic memories. Peace, love, and the ultimate party vibes—this is DJ ESG, signing off!

Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

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Hey party people, DJ ESG here, and if you're tying the knot soon, you're in luck! I'm dropping three hot tips on how to keep your wedding pulsing with excitement from 'I do' to the last dance. Wave goodbye to party lulls and hello to a celebration that's talked about long after the last slice of cake is gone. This episode is your golden ticket to a flawless wedding bash, ensuring not a single beat is missed, and trust me, your guests will thank you for it.

We're starting off with a game-changer for the smokers—swap those cigs for a vape and stay in the heart of the party, not out in the cold. Next, I share the ultimate strategy to mingle without missing out: front-load those well wishes and thank-yous to soak up every moment on the dance floor later. And for the grand finale, I reveal why keeping every attraction from photo booths to cigar rollers in the main room isn't just smart—it's essential. Strap in for an episode that's all about maximizing the fun and creating epic memories. Peace, love, and the ultimate party vibes—this is DJ ESG, signing off!

Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

Speaker 0:

What's up, guys? Dj ESG on it's wedding advice season number six. And today I'm talking about the fact that the season's about to start and here's some things that you and your fiance can do to make sure that your party's a fucking banger. Alright, three things. It's so simple and easy. The first thing if you're a smoker, get a vape for four hours. Figure out a way to do it inside on the dance floor. Fuck the cigarettes. You don't need to go outside every five seconds for a cigarette. That's your MO, that's what you do. But if you go to a place like Disney World, if you're on a plane, if you're sleeping, if you're at school, you don't smoke. You can't. You can't go anywhere to do it. It's impossible. So pretend it's impossible at your wedding that you can't go outside a hundred fucking times for a cigarette and leave them home. Or get a vape for the night, because you're just gonna miss the party, you're gonna miss the entire dance floor experience. That's the first thing. The second thing is stop talking to people all night long. Get it out of the way.

Speaker 0:

During the ceremony, the cocktail Everybody's gonna want to say the same thing to you you look great. Oh, my God, you look amazing. I can't believe how wonderful you look today. And then, when they leave, oh my God. It was such a great time. We had so much fun. Thank you for having us. It was so special. You looked amazing. Imagine having that fucking conversation a hundred times and they're front and back in.

Speaker 0:

You're gonna miss everything. Stay on the dance floor. Nobody's gonna come out there and stop you from dancing and bother you. They might give you a quick hug, but they're not gonna drive you up a wall and this is the most important of all. Please, please, please, don't bring anything to your party that's going to rip people out of the main room. If you do a photo booth main room. If you do a cigar roller God help me Main room. If you do anything, keep it in the main room. If you do food, they have to grab the food and bring it back. That's okay, but keep everything in the main room if at all possible.

Speaker 0:

Don't let people run away and hide in other places. They're gonna miss their song, they're gonna miss big moments, they're gonna miss seeing things, they're gonna miss everything and then they're gonna pull people out of the dance floor. Think about it Smoking, talking, distractions Three things that could destroy your party. Don't let it happen. Think about it. I'm DJ ESG, the season's upon us. I feel like a job. Kick Murphy's song. It's great advice Peace, love and God above, and I'm out, bye.